Sunday, February 4, 2007

Vegas Repents

Sin City is on the road to Salvation!


Father Shrpitzer and Brother Felix found that a brand new place of worship has been erected in Las Vegas! Mother Fluffer and Sister Peaches will be meeting with the Sacred order of the Pitl Bob in this vile and wicked city during the month of August. We are all relieved to know that there will be a sanctuary where we may cleanse ourselves of the evils of poker machines and have a side of fries.



Salvation to Go!


With such new and modern conveniences there is simply no reason to wallow in sin! Some towns have been in such desperate depravity that they have had to make haste in establishing places of worship.



This community did not have time to wait for a proper church to be erected. But the good Bob knows that any erection made in his name is a call for him to come.



Blessed is he who knows the Bob

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