A Fifth of Bob

A Fifth of Bob

Yes, May 7th marked our fifth service. Inspired by the biblical tale of Noah's Arc, we decided to explore the wonders of the Los Angeles Zoo. Absent again was Brother Greg and Mother Fluffer's voice. Fluff contracted some strange disease that gave her a severe case of laryngitis. Mother Fluffer could barely speak, but this was probably Bob's will as many people prefer her this way.

Dear BOB what is up, or OUT with Fluffy's tatas? This must be some illusion

We saw many of God's beautiful creatures. On a sad note, it was obvious that the giraffe had been drinking.

Isn't it just adorable how primates will spend hours and hours preening each other looking for bugs?

We found a machine that made animals out of plastic. Mother Fluffer wanted one to bring home to the Altered Boy but ended up having far more fun making the machine malfunction.

A nice man saw the mutation and offered up two normal toy animals. He runs the shaved ice stand and has offered the church free ice whenever we go to the zoo. Unfortunately this was after we had already purchased some ice.

It was good and we enjoyed watching Brother Felix repeatedly give himself brain freeze.

Brother Felix and Father Shpritzer are on their way to Europe now. May Bob protect them and give them a safe and fun journey.

Amen