Sunday, February 4, 2007

Vegas Repents

Sin City is on the road to Salvation!


Father Shrpitzer and Brother Felix found that a brand new place of worship has been erected in Las Vegas! Mother Fluffer and Sister Peaches will be meeting with the Sacred order of the Pitl Bob in this vile and wicked city during the month of August. We are all relieved to know that there will be a sanctuary where we may cleanse ourselves of the evils of poker machines and have a side of fries.



Salvation to Go!


With such new and modern conveniences there is simply no reason to wallow in sin! Some towns have been in such desperate depravity that they have had to make haste in establishing places of worship.



This community did not have time to wait for a proper church to be erected. But the good Bob knows that any erection made in his name is a call for him to come.



Blessed is he who knows the Bob

We're No Saints

And here we are, experiencing the eucharistic devinity of RED MEAT!

Say East...

Say West...

NOBODY partook of Patty Melt, And the Bob declared rain apon us!

But WE are mighty and can play ANY game under ANY conditions!

There was a winner!

The gift of cereal

The gift that GIVES..

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Cocktails!

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Look at this nice house!

Wonderful Hosts

And...

Long Live Pattys Everywhere!

Palm Sundae

Our Fourth Service

The Church of Bob has been alive and well for longer than a fiscal quarter. PRAISE BOB!

Here is a picture of our humble flock. Brother Greg, is still in game designer purgatory. He could only join us for communion and in order to do that he had to disguise himself as Popeye.

Next time you play a game, remember the selfless, overworked people who create such pleasures. They are to be admired ... but would prefer higher pay and decent hours. We love you Brother Greg, and we missed you!

Now eat your spinach!

On to Universal! (Sans Brother Greg, Waaa! Beginning to hate anything that is liquid..or maybe I just have rabies.)

While we wanted to have our own good time, we also had a mission.

Oh sure we had our fun..

But we knew we had our work to do.

The Church of Bob often deals with Exorcisms. A terrible Werewolf needed our help. Father Shpritzer and Mother Fluffer are pictured here but we ALL ran to his aid.

Clearly, behind this hideous exterior lies the face of an angel.

This is more than COB can handle... we needed back up troops...

Lassie! Save Timmy!

Selfish fucks that we are, we left him with the dog and went on about our day..

Peaches and Fluff ran into Al Frankin! We were sad to see that he is now a waiter (guess the last book didn't sell so good) but he let us both handle his stick.

Some say that G forces are the work of the devil.I can understand this. But I, Mother Fluffer, personally belive that G forces are the forces of God.

Can it be argued? Clearly Mother Fluffer is recieving some kind of spiritual gift.

Brother Felix recieves the spirit even louder!So does Sister Peaches!!! Fluff prays.

Father Shpritzer and Father Time watched over us.

Our selfless flock abandoned festivities early so that Mother Fluffer could pick up the Altered Boy. Sister Peaches and Father Time went to the

There, it was witnessed, that Father Time is really Saint Francis.

Bob bless him!

Bob Bless Us All!

Happy Birthday Brother Greg!

Pictured here with the ever youthful and buxom Mother Fluffer, Greg celebrates a milestone birthday! Yes, he's 21!!!

OK it is not the old coot's real birthday just yet but one never knows if he will make it to the actual date (May 28)

Fluff props him up so that he may enjoy his birthday treat of Gummy candy!

Hey Lonnie! Give him back his teeth, that's not nice!

Fluffy asks Greg for a big wet one...

Eeeew! No! Not your diaper!!!

Happy Birthday Brother Greg, the whole nation will celebrate! Bob declares it a holiday weekend!

A Fifth of Bob





A Fifth of Bob


Yes, May 7th marked our fifth service. Inspired by the biblical tale of Noah's Arc, we decided to explore the wonders of the Los Angeles Zoo. Absent again was Brother Greg and Mother Fluffer's voice. Fluff contracted some strange disease that gave her a severe case of laryngitis. Mother Fluffer could barely speak, but this was probably Bob's will as many people prefer her this way.



Dear BOB what is up, or OUT with Fluffy's tatas? This must be some illusion


We saw many of God's beautiful creatures. On a sad note, it was obvious that the giraffe had been drinking.







Isn't it just adorable how primates will spend hours and hours preening each other looking for bugs?







We found a machine that made animals out of plastic. Mother Fluffer wanted one to bring home to the Altered Boy but ended up having far more fun making the machine malfunction.




A nice man saw the mutation and offered up two normal toy animals. He runs the shaved ice stand and has offered the church free ice whenever we go to the zoo. Unfortunately this was after we had already purchased some ice.


It was good and we enjoyed watching Brother Felix repeatedly give himself brain freeze.


Brother Felix and Father Shpritzer are on their way to Europe now. May Bob protect them and give them a safe and fun journey.


Amen