Father Shpritzer's Birthday!

Flockers!

It's time for our sixth service! (And they said it wouldn't last) Mommy Fluffer's partner in this crime is about to have a birthday! Father Shpritzer will be turning another year older on the 10th of this month. This will make him 64.

Ah, just look at him in his heyday...mmmmmm...

God what a BABE!

Oh Father Shpritzer,

You're not getting older...

OH FUCK, yeah you ARE getting older!

We better celebrate before your arteries harden so fast that we can't move you!

EMERGENCY SATURDAY SERVICE

JUNE 10th

Usual communion at our usual temple followed by the joy of nature at Lake Piru. Father Shpritzer wants to enjoy the sights and sounds of nature's beauty before he completely loses his senses to Altzheimers.

Shall we bring the Hounds of Hell (Trevor and Hailey)?